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Total Medals Earned: 547 (From 120 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 8,050 Points

Grinning Cobossus

Medals Earned: 4/12 (25/315 points)

Don't leave yet! 5 Points

Click "more games"

Nope, not a walkthrough 5 Points

Watch the video

Pressin' F5 5 Points

Load up the game two times

Whining Cobossus 10 Points

Beat the game on easy difficulty

Addicted 5 Points

Load up the game five times

5 Minutes to kill yourself 10 Points

Play for five minutes

Malicious Joy 25 Points

Score 35k in survival mode

Now you're a hero 25 Points

Beat the game on medium difficulty

This is actually fun! 25 Points

Play for half an hour

Double Kill 50 Points

Score 100k in survival mode

Easier with a rope 50 Points

Beat the game on hard difficulty

Ultimate Assassin 100 Points

Don't get hit on "hard"

Gyossait

Medals Earned: 3/10 (15/220 points)

Advisory Animal 5 Points

Discover the dog who can speak in the tounge of man.

Born Again 5 Points

Experience rebirth the first time.

Self Defense 5 Points

Kill an enemy with their own projectile

Human Nature 5 Points

Kill a living creature with your weapon

The Call 5 Points

Awaken her guardians

Facade Breaks 10 Points

Defeat Uzaza

End of Us 50 Points

Complete the game with the aid of the gun

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Heart Star

Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/220 points)

Link Between Worlds 5 Points

Clear the first 5 levels!

Thanks! 5 Points

Check out the Credits Page!

Piggyback Joyride 10 Points

Clear levels 5-10!

Platform Parade 25 Points

Clear Levels 15-20!

Pressing Matters 25 Points

Clear levels 10-15!

Companion and Cubes 50 Points

Clear levels 20-25

Connected Worlds 100 Points

Clear every level!

Hitting Stuff at a Building

Medals Earned: 5/20 (50/500 points)

1/5 Stars 5 Points

Crap brick breaker rehash, can't be bothered

Poop Toucher 5 Points

You touched a poop!

Second floor please 5 Points

TAKE THE STAIRS FATTY

First Contact 10 Points

You are now the ambassador for planet Earth

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Darwin Award 5 Points

Achieve the inevitable

Demolitions Inexpert 10 Points

Sir I asked for your Heavy Equipment Operator License. This is a holographic Blastoise.

It's the Fart Man again 10 Points

Have you tried eating less fiber

Let's Go Whaling! 10 Points

Kill a construction worker

The Witching Hour 10 Points

Visit with the spectral forms of your many victims

Theater seating is 47% fecal bacteria 10 Points

Collect all the dumb movies

This Isn't Popcorn... 25 Points

Visit the Demolition Carnival

Safe Cracker 100 Points

And all it took was days of obsessive hoarding

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HOLD IT IN

Medals Earned: 1/8 (100/500 points)

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Halfway There 25 Points

Hold it in 30 seconds

Hold on for one more day 25 Points

Hold on 80 seconds

Clean Getaway 50 Points

Complete Story Mode

Just hold on we're going home 50 Points

Hold on 100 seconds

Son... 50 Points

Get poop on dad 20 times.

Hold on to your friends 100 Points

Hold on 150 seconds

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Human Centipede: The Game

Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/550 points)

Reading Rainbow 5 Points

Read through all of the intro and instructions text

Grave Damage 10 Points

Destroy 100 tombstones

Hop A Cop 10 Points

Bypass a cop by moving over him

Nice Aim 25 Points

Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels

Raise The Roofie 25 Points

collect 3 roofies in a single level

Speedy Pedey 25 Points

Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level

Antivenom 50 Points

Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars

Donut Break 50 Points

Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone

Pede Gatherer 50 Points

Achieve 50,000 points

Cop Killa 100 Points

Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value

Pede Master 100 Points

Achieve 100,000 points

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Hungry Joe

Medals Earned: 2/16 (10/500 points)

Culinary School 5 Points

Complete the tutorial.

git gud 5 Points

Lose the game.

All You Can Eat 5 Points

Use 5 Recipes in one turn

Free Sample 5 Points

20% Recipe Completion

Grain 5 Points

20% Meal Completion

Breakfast 10 Points

40% Recipe Completion

Fruit 10 Points

40% Meal Completion

Lunch 25 Points

60% Recipe Completion

Vegetables 25 Points

60% Meal Completion

Check Please 50 Points

Beat the game

Dairy 50 Points

80% Meal Completion

Dinner 50 Points

80% Recipe Completion

Voracious 50 Points

Beat the superboss.

Dessert 100 Points

100% Recipe Completion

Meat 100 Points

100% Meal Completion

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I wanna be the flash game

Medals Earned: 4/14 (30/505 points)

I cant take this anymore 5 Points

Commit suicide 15 times

Only a scratch 5 Points

Die 50 times

Just a flesh wound 10 Points

Die 100 times

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Ouch that hurts! 10 Points

Die 200 times

Time waster 10 Points

You could have white teeth by now

WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME? 25 Points

Die 500 times

AH WTF IS GOIN ON GAWD DAMMIT THIS R HARD 4 ME 50 Points

Die 1000 times, put down your keyboard and go outside

Why are you still playing? 50 Points

2 hours of gameplay

Slow down speed racer 100 Points

Finish under 30 minutes, but I guess you're used to that

ZERO HERO 100 Points

you're glitching the game, aren't you? Right? RIGHT!?

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Icy Cave of Frustration

Medals Earned: 2/8 (10/305 points)

Loser! 5 Points

You lost the game.

Smash! 5 Points

Kill a caveman with your icicle.

Animal Cruelty 10 Points

Hit a bird with your icicle.

Care-ibou 10 Points

Show some interest!

Bounce, Bounce, Smash! 25 Points

Hit two birds AND kill a caveman in one go.

Popsicle 50 Points

Reach level 15.

Basic Instinct 100 Points

You're the icicle master. Complete the game.

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Infiltrating the Airship

Medals Earned: 1/19 (10/645 points)

You Win! 10 Points

Good job!

Barnyard Blitz 5 Points

It sure is animaly in here

Buttery Snack 5 Points

Yum Yum

Gold 5 Points

Is it edible?

Kredit 2 Team 10 Points

Credit where credit is due

Music Enthusiast 10 Points

Listen to a song used in the game

Bound to the Earth 25 Points

Oh my goodNess!

Famous Movie Line 25 Points

Well, maybe not THAT famous

The Last Fantasy 25 Points

Should've kept you Locke-d up

Rank GAPI 50 Points

You Won!

Rank PBT 50 Points

You Won!

Rank RBH 50 Points

You Won!

Rank RPE 50 Points

You Won!

Biggoron's Sword 100 Points

Legend has it the Toppat's have this sword

Failpocalypse 100 Points

Fail a Total of 100 Times

Master of Fails 100 Points

Get All 60 Unique Fails

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